Comments (9)

1. Jose Lee says:

   June 18, 2009 at 9:56 pm

   If I understood what they were saying…
2. amir says:

   September 11, 2009 at 3:12 am

   thanksssssssssssssss
3. just me says:

   January 11, 2010 at 8:38 pm

   okaaaaaaay.
   Czech Lawrence Welk? I found it amusing. A little.
4. Adolph Moreno says:

   February 20, 2010 at 11:29 pm

   ?????????? What can I say…??????????
5. Eynarin says:

   March 31, 2010 at 9:29 am

   This song is about a policeman who was the terror of drivers who passed through Moravia.
   Sorry, the translation is not wholly correct.

   I’m going to pitch ,,Skoda 100,, in Orava. Rush so mark crosses the Morava. There’ll act the swamp. Eats mainly Prague residents. Jozin shuffle.

   Jozin from the swamp is close to swamps. Jozin from the swamp is close to the village. Jozin from the swamp already grinds your teeth. Jozin from the bog bites …… . The swamp of Jozina who thought it would pay only powder aircraft.

   I walked through the village Vizovice. The Mayor welcomed me, told me the plum brandy of live dead Jozina whether he will bring it I will give half of daughter and half of JZD (grange).

   Jozin from the swamp is close to swamps. Jozin from the swamp is close to the village. Jozin from the swamp already grinds your teeth. Jozin from the bog bites …… . The swamp of Jozina who thought it would pay only powder aircraft.

   I say give me the Mayor of the plane and powder. The Mayor granted me the morning I was raised on the aircraft Jozin powder fell nicely.

   Jozin from the swamp is already white cells. Jozin from the swamp run out of the swamp. Jozin from the swamp got the stone, there truly is a dream. Jozin I already got to keep them well johoho Each of money before I can in the zoo.
6. K.L.Bennett says:

   June 20, 2010 at 4:56 pm

   HAHA…….HA!!!I truely enjoyed it !!!!!
7. Somebody says:

   July 1, 2010 at 9:04 am

   @ Eynarin
   Wow…..I think I understand the Czech version better…..and I don’t understand Czech.
8. AjA says:

   July 16, 2010 at 12:23 pm

   wanted to translaet it for you, but it has been done by some wikipedia autohor…and that translation is quite good http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jo%C5%BEin_z_ba%C5%BEin

   English translation

   I’m taking my Skoda 100 to go camping in Orava.
   I’ve got to hurry so I’m taking risks, driving through Moravia.
   There’s a monster in the countryside, he comes out of the swamps.
   He mostly eats people from Prague and his name is Joey.

   Chorus:

   Joey the Swampthing slithering through the bog,
   Joey the Swampthing creeping into town,
   Joey the Swampthing sharpening his teeth,
   Joey the Swampthing bites, chomps and strangles.
   Joey the Swampthing, how can we catch him?
   Who could have imagined!
   The only thing that will work is a crop duster.

   I drove through a village on the road to Vizovice
   The mayor welcomed me over a glass of slivovice
   He said, He who brings us Joey, dead or alive,
   I’ll give him my daughter’s hand in marriage, and half the collective farm!

   Chorus

   I said, Mr Mayor, just give me a plane and some powder
   I can get you Joey without any problem
   The mayor agreed, so in the morning I took off,
   All the powder from the plane fell on Joey so nicely.

   Joey the Swampthing all covered in white,
   Joey the Swampthing crawling out of the mud,
   Joey the Swampthing climbing onto a rock,
   Joey the Swampthing, it’s all over for him now.
   I caught Joey, now I’ve got him, yo ho ho
   I’ll take any cash I can so I’m selling him to the zoo!
9. willie makit says:

   August 24, 2010 at 7:25 pm

   I think i like that last translation a better….